Anna Hazare Jokes

1. Anna Hazare’s fasts make governments slow.

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2. Nobody can beat Anna Hazare in speed.

Why?

He is holding a FAST.

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3. Companies selling batteries are toying with an idea of changing their product names around Anna.

They feel the batteries will run longer.

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4. What is common between Anna Hazare and Rajnikanth?

Yes, you got it right!

People like to make jokes around them and sell it to readers.

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5. Rajnikanth can defeat anybody in an eating competition but Anna.

Why?

He fears the outburst of so many long fasts might overrun him.

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