Funny Jokes

1. Rajnikanth got bored from all the bad drama that IRL creates and broke its leg. Now, it is called IPL. ________________________________ 2. IPL is the only place where Rajnikanth jokes are welcomed by cheer-leaders dancing and waving ________________________________ 3. Rajnikanth is the only celebrity who can turn a boring IPL match on its head.

1. Once Rajnikanth went for shopping and felt that the space is too small. The owner of the shop got the idea to open “Big Bazaar”. _______________________________________ 2. When Rajnikanth is not shopping in the market, people heave a sigh of relief and feel free to shop in an “EasyDay”. _______________________________________ 3. Rajnikanth can shop

1.  Rajnikanth sings songs that are never written. Lyricists create the lyrics after Rajnikanth sings them. _______________________________________________ 2. Rajnikanth sing the telephone directory as a holiday song. _______________________________________________ 3. Rajnikanth never uses play-back singing in his films. Reason: No one can play at the back of Rajnikanth. _______________________________________________ 4. Rajnikanth’s voice can sing in 4

1. People could not speak derogatory remarks to Rajnikanth on face. So, somebody created Facebook. ______________________________________________ 2. If somebody ditches you, pray to Rajnikanth. He will stitch you. ______________________________________________ 3. Rajnikanth once had a hard look at an Apple. In fear, the Apple felt intense heat and burned into a Blackberry. ______________________________________________ 4. There is

1. Rajnikanth can jump-start with a dive. ____________________________________________________________ 2. Rajnikanth can speed up his car by pressing the brakes. ____________________________________________________________ 3. Rajnikanth’s mobile picks up race when he speed-dials through his mobile. ____________________________________________________________ 4. Rajnikanth does not laugh when someone cracks a joke. He laughs at the people who make jokes on him. ____________________________________________________________ 5.

1. Rajnikanth can initiate ‘climate change’ at will. _________________________________________ 2. Rajnikanth lacks nothing but competition. _________________________________________ 3. When Rajnikanth was a baby, he fell from a tree. Result? The tree broke. _________________________________________ 4. Rajnikanth made the violet rays Ultra-violet. _________________________________________ 5. Rajnikanth’s factory produces products following 60-sigma precision. _________________________________________

1. A hot news on Rajnikanth’s birthday: Rajnikanth adopted two elephants, two camels, and two horses from the zoo. Why? To play chess! _________________________________________________ 2. Rajnikanth was shot today. Tomorrow is the bullet’s funeral. _________________________________________________ 3. This notification was issued in the interest of humanity using mobiles phones and emails: Stop making jokes on Rajnikanth

1. Alfred Nobel was once nominated for Rajnikanth Award. __________________________________________ 2. When Rajnikant was asked why he never use restrooms, he replied: “Whatever Happens in Rajini, stays in Rajini.” __________________________________________ 3. Rajnikanth once strangled a dacoit with a cordless phone! __________________________________________ 4. Dussera wishes “Happy Rajni” to everyone. __________________________________________ 5. Rajnikanth has 12 moons. One

1. Rajnikanth can make the twain meet. _____________________________________________________ 2. If Rajnikanth throws an apple in air, it does not follow Newton’s Law. Why? Rajnikanth is beyond gravity. _____________________________________________________ 3. Once an elephant was ordered to stamp Rajnikanth with his foot. There were sounds of bone-cracking. Upon checking, it was found that the elephant lost his

1. To watch Rajnikant movies in 4D on mobile, Steve jobs was thinking to lunch a new mobile name is “I-RAJINI”. _____________________________________________________________ 2. Now all the C,C++ programs will execute even with Errors. How! Just include the header file, “rajnikanth.h” _____________________________________________________________ 3. Rajnikant was born on 30 February. Since then, February decided not to give

1. Anna Hazare’s fasts make governments slow. _____________________________________________________________ 2. Nobody can beat Anna Hazare in speed. Why? He is holding a FAST. _____________________________________________________________ 3. Companies selling batteries are toying with an idea of changing their product names around Anna. They feel the batteries will run longer. _____________________________________________________________ 4. What is common between Anna Hazare and