Funny Jokes

1. All doctors’ mantra reads like this: I treat; Rajnikanth cures! 2. When Rajnikanth stands in front of a mirror, the mirror sees its true image. 3. Rajnikanth has never let anybody down. Why? He is the basis of everything and there is nothing below him. 4. Rajnikanth can make an “indefinite sentence” a “perfect”

1. Rajnikanth once touched Blackberry phone and starting using it. Since then, touch-screen technology was developed. 2. Rajnikanth once bit an apple and threw it away. Steve Jobs picked it up as the icon of his company. 3. Why Face-book was named thus. Because they did not dare facing Rajnikanth. 4. Rajnikanth uses his computers

1. Rajnikanth passed out from all streams of engineering in the very first year. His degree still reads a 4-year course. 2. Rajnikanth got his placement before he joined engineering. Why? He was asked to join the a campus so that the company could finish their paper-work. 3. When Rajnikanth joined the college, all types

1. Hey Anna: “I salute you. Go ahead and eat up the corruption.” 2. Hey Anna: “Though you are old, yet every young heart beats for you. Go on!” 3. Hey Anna: “This is the right time to do right things the right way. Do not lose it.” 4. Hey Anna: “Rise, awake and stop

1. When Rajnikanth allows others to get fame, we get people like Anna to lead. 2. Anna Hazare got a pat on his back from Rajnikanth for keeping it so peaceful. Rajnikanth would not have courted arrest. He would have had it done. 3. Rajnikanth asked Anna to cut the “Ra” from the bill to

1. When you read a Rajnikanth jokes, you increase your life-span by 1 day. ___________________________________ 2. Rajnikanth jokes work like an antibiotic. Overdose does not have any side-effects. ___________________________________ 3. Once a boy suffered from madness. His friends gifted him a book of Rajnikanth jokes. Result? He became a scientist. ___________________________________ 4. If Rajnikanth jokes

1. When Rajnikanth plays golf, he uses a hockey stick. Result? He scores 2 holes with every hit. 2. Earlier, golf players used balls of the size of a football. Repeated hits by Rajnikanth rendered them tiny and small. 3. Once Rajnikanth was playing Hockey. He was scoring continuously. The umpire was repeating “goal” “goal”

1. Rajnikanth does not need Twitter. He is already following you. Beware! 2. Rajnikanth signed up on Twitter. It got overloaded. The world needed a new social media tool and thus “Google+” was born. 3. Rajnikanth roars while the world tweets. 4. Why Twitter allows only 140 characters. That’s the maximum length that Rajnikanth can

1. When Rajnikanth uses cloud computing, it rains. 2. Once an engineer saw Rajnikanth thinking in a comic-strip. A cloud was hovering on Rajnikanth’s head as he was thinking about a revolutionary technology in computers. Inspired from that comic, the technology was named “cloud”. 3. Cloud computing helps lower costs. Rajnikanth helps in eradicating costs.

1. Rajnikanth has bought two Nano cars. Why? He wants to skate. 2. All the car manufacturers were vying with each other to know about the toy cars that Rajnikanth played with in his childhood. Luckily, Nano car got the blueprints. 3. What’s the difference between Nano car and Rajnikanth’s car? Nobody can buy Rajnikanth’s

1. When Rajnikanth sings, the guitar starts playing chords itself. 2. The way Rajnikanth walks, the drums make rhythm cycles from it. 3. Rajnikanth thinks and talks music. 4. Once Rajnikanth went for a long muse. The observer asked its colleague: “What is the state like?” He replied: “Muse-ic”. From there, the word music emerged.

1. When Rajnikanth weighs himself for a regular health check-up, the machine gives the measure as secretly wished by Rajnikanth. The machine obeys his wishes. 2. Rajnikanth’s cellphone does not have a SIM from any company. He can make calls just by ordering the device to do it. 3. Once Rajnikanth forgot to take the

1. If you have Rajnikanth jokes in your system, no virus can attack it. 2. Why viruses found it hard to get a virus in Linux? When the viruses opened the code source of Linux, they found Rajni’s stamp there. 3. If you have your login password as “Rajni’s Computer”, your system becomes super-secure. It

1. Rajnikanth writes the program in byte code. 2. Rajnikanth’s every method has a public static void main(String all) method. 3. Rajnikanth never gets an excepting error. You know why! 4. Once a company came to Rajnikanth to ask for a new name for them. Rajnikanth said: “Listen, son.” They mistook it to be “SUN”.

1. Did you notice that when you surf about “Rajnikanth”, your browser runs faster and the CPU of your systems throws lesser heat? This is no Rajnikanth joke but a fact! 2. When Rajnikanth jokes reads jokes on the internet, 10 new jokes are created automatically whenever he presses any key. This joke was one

1. Rajnikanth can win staring contest against two people at the same time. 2. When Rajnikanth plays guitar, he produces bangs instead of chords. 3. Rajnikanth’s shoe size is 1. Why? Because no. 1 is not given to anybody else. 4. You can often find Rajnikanth watching music. 5. Rajnikanth does not actually plays the