Short Jokes

1. Boy: What you think about our love? Girl: Try to count the stars in the sky. Boy: Oh, it is infinite? Girl: No baby, it is a waste of time. 2. Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map. Maria: This is it. Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America? Class: Maria did.

1. Did you hear about the cat who drank 5 bowls of water? He set a new lap record. 2. Did you hear about the cat who swallowed a ball of wool? She had mittens. 3. What is the difference between a cat and a comma? One has the paws before the claws and the