You know why eclipse occurs???
Because Rajnikant sometimes changes his goggles.
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Aryabhatta tried to find “No of Weaknesses” in Rajnikanth!!!
That’s how he discovered ZERO!!!
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Rajnikanth can detect a puncture in a train.
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Only Rajnikant can POKE himself in FACEBOOK.
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You can spell Impossible as I M Possible,
But you cannot spell Rajnikant as Rajni-Can’t!!!
It’s blasphemous.