1. Rajnikanth is the mailer-daemon.
2. Rajnikanth’s dot matrix printer prints the best digital color photos in the world.
3. Rajnikanth’s monitor has no glare. Why?
No-one dares to glare at Rajnikanth.
4. Rajnikanth never gets the “page cannot be displayed” error.
When Rajnikanth runs something, everything is all right.
5. Rajnikanth’s email ID is Rajnikanth.
He does not need his name to host anything.
