If you spell Rajnikanth in scrabble, you win. FOREVER.
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Rajnikanth doesn’t get frostbite. He bites frost.
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Outer space exists only because it’s afraid to be on the same planet as Rajnikanth.
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Rajnikanth played russian roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
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Rajnikanth sleeps with a pillow under his gun.