In a fiercely battled quiz competition, scientists were unable to solve a puzzle: how do you write four in between five?
Only Rajnikanth succeeded when he wrote: F(|V)E
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Breaking news: Rajnikanth was shot today. Tomorrow is the bullet’s funeral.
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In a car race, NANO beats FERRARI. After some tests, engineers understood that while Schumacher was driving Ferrari, Nano was being driven by RAJNIKANTH!
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Once Rajni was about to drink milk and he found that it was spoiled. In disgust he threw it in the sky…
and from then …..
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we have the MILKY WAY!!!
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When Neil Armstrong landed on moon, he fainted when saw a board: “Stick no bills; property of Rajnikanth!”
