Rajnikanth Jokes

1. Rajnikanth doesn’t breathe. Air hides in his lungs for protection.

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2. There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq. Rajnikanth lives in Chennai.

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3. Rajnikanth kills Harry Potter in the eighth book.

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4. Rajnikanth does not own a stove, oven, or microwave, because revenge is a dish best served cold.

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5. Rajnikanth has already been to Mars, that’s why there are no signs of life.

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