1. Rajnikanth killed Spiderman using Baygon Anti Bug Spray.
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2. Rajnikanth can make PCs better than the Mac.
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3. Rajnikanth killed the Dead Sea.
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4. When Rajnikanth does push-ups, he isn’t lifting himself up. He is pushing the earth down.
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5. There is no such thing as evolution, it’s just a list of creatures that Rajnikanth allowed to live.
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