1. Rajnikanth can strangle you with a cordless phone.
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2. Rajnikanth can make onions cry.
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3. Rajnikanth destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
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4. Rajnikanth can watch the show 60 minutes in 20 minutes.
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5. Rajnikanth puts the ‘laughter’ in manslaughter.
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