1. Rajnikanth can write into A READ ONLY FILE.
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2. Rajnikanth doesn’t have a Twitter account, because no one can follow him. He is already following everybody.
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3. Bullets dodge Rajnikanth.
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4. If you spell Rajnikanth wrong on Google it doesn’t say, “Did you mean Rajnikanth?” It simply replies, “Run while you still have the chance.”
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5. Rajnikanth can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
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