1. A hot news on Rajnikanth’s birthday:
Rajnikanth adopted two elephants, two camels, and two horses from the zoo.
Why?
To play chess!
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2. Rajnikanth was shot today. Tomorrow is the bullet’s funeral.
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3. This notification was issued in the interest of humanity using mobiles phones and emails:
Stop making jokes on Rajnikanth else he will delete the forward option.
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4. Rajnikanth once rolled a dice and scored a 7.
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5. If at first you don’t succeed, rest assured that you are not Rajinikanth.
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