1. Rajnikanth can jump-start with a dive.
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2. Rajnikanth can speed up his car by pressing the brakes.
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3. Rajnikanth’s mobile picks up race when he speed-dials through his mobile.
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4. Rajnikanth does not laugh when someone cracks a joke.
He laughs at the people who make jokes on him.
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5. Once cats complained to Rajnikanth about their plight. They were called “pussy cats” while the bigger cats enjoyed royal status.
Rajnikanth took pity on them and called them “Mausi”.
From then on, cats had another sobriquet: “Billi Mausi”!
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