1. People could not speak derogatory remarks to Rajnikanth on face.
So, somebody created Facebook.
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2. If somebody ditches you, pray to Rajnikanth.
He will stitch you.
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3. Rajnikanth once had a hard look at an Apple.
In fear, the Apple felt intense heat and burned into a Blackberry.
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4. There is no joke if Rajnikanth does not approve it.
Therefore, all jokes are Rajnikanth jokes.
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5. Rajnikanth once had a laugh.
Inspired by that, Laughter Challenge propped up.
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