Relatively new Rajnikanth jokes

There is no ‘ctrl’ button on Rajnikanth’s computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.

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Rajnikanth can sneeze with his eyes open.

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Rajnikanth clears the wax in his ears with a revolver.

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Rajnikanth is the only man ever to defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

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The fences at the zoo are to keep the animals safe from Rajnikanth.

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Rajnikanth once accidentally killed a bird by throwing it off a cliff.

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For Rajnikanth, every street is “one way”. HIS WAY.

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