Rajnikanth Jokes

Rajnikanth Jokes 1 min read

• Rajnikanth Jokes

Rajnikanth Jokes

Vivek Kumar 15 years ago

1. There is nothing in this world which Rajni-(Kant)h do. 2. Rajnikanth can’t get a tattoo. The ink melts down due to fear. 3. Rajnikanth... Read More

Some new and funny Rajnikanth jokes 1 min read

• Rajnikanth Jokes

Some new and funny Rajnikanth jokes

Vivek Kumar 15 years ago

1. When taking the CAT, write “Rajnikanth” for every answer. You will top the exam. 2. How to test you are not Rajnikanth? If at... Read More

New Rajnikanth jokes from net 1 min read

• Rajnikanth Jokes

New Rajnikanth jokes from net

Vivek Kumar 15 years ago

1. Apple pays Rajnikanth 99 cents every time he listens to a song. 2. If you have 50 rupee and Rajnikanth has 50, Rajnikanth has... Read More

Rajnikanth jokes about Google 1 min read

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Rajnikanth jokes about Google

Vivek Kumar 15 years ago

1. Rajnikanth once Googled something and found some unwanted advertisement. Disgusted he grunted: “Add some sense to it!” From that day, Google came out with... Read More

Very new and funny Rajnikanth jokes 1 min read

• Rajnikanth Jokes

Very new and funny Rajnikanth jokes

Vivek Kumar 15 years ago

1. Rajnikanth once wrapped the towel with himself. _________________________________ 2. Rajnikanth +1-ed the Google project before they launched it. _________________________________ 3. The only thing we... Read More

Some Rajnikanth jokes around Cricket 1 min read

• Rajnikanth Jokes

Some Rajnikanth jokes around Cricket

Vivek Kumar 15 years ago

1. Rajnikanth always bowls a Yes-ball. Nobody can say “No” to Rajnikanth. 2. Once Rajnikanth was batting. There was an appeal from the bowler. However,... Read More

Some new and funny Rajnikanth jokes 1 min read

• Rajnikanth Jokes

Some new and funny Rajnikanth jokes

Vivek Kumar 15 years ago

1. Rajnikanth can crush facts with his bare opinions. 2. Rajnikanth has only one speed gear. Go. 3. Rajnikanth can watch TV on a chalk... Read More

New funny Rajnikanth jokes 1 min read

• Rajnikanth Jokes

New funny Rajnikanth jokes

Vivek Kumar 15 years ago

1. Rajnikanth can draw a square with 4 circles. 2. Rajnikanth can speak Chinese in Tamil language. 3. Rajnikanth can sing at the speed of... Read More

New Rajnikanth jokes for you 1 min read

• Rajnikanth Jokes

New Rajnikanth jokes for you

Vivek Kumar 15 years ago 3

1. Rajnikanth can eat water and drink food. 2. The earth does not rotate on its own. It is due to the morning stroll of... Read More

Midday Rajnikanth Jokes 1 min read

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Midday Rajnikanth Jokes

Vivek Kumar 15 years ago

1. The only thing written on Rajnikanth’s passport is “It’s me”. 2. Lots of people wear Superman Pyjama. But the Superman wears Rajnikanth Pyjama. 3.... Read More

Some latest Rajnikanth jokes 1 min read

• Rajnikanth Jokes

Some latest Rajnikanth jokes

Vivek Kumar 15 years ago

1. Whenever Rajnikanth looks in a mirror, it breaks. Because not even glass is dumb enough to stand between Rajnikanth and Rajnikanth. ____________________________________________________ 2. Before... Read More

Newly created Rajnikanth jokes 1 min read

• Rajnikanth Jokes

Newly created Rajnikanth jokes

Vivek Kumar 15 years ago

1. Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is chlaustraphobia, fear of Rajnikanth is called Logic. 2. Once the cop pulled over Rajnikanth….... Read More

New Rajnikanth jokes from around the world 1 min read

• Rajnikanth Jokes

New Rajnikanth jokes from around the world

Vivek Kumar 15 years ago

1. Rajnikanth does not think twice. He does not even think once. He simply does. 2. Rajnikanth was about to send an email. Then he... Read More

New picks for Rajnikanth Jokes 1 min read

• Rajnikanth Jokes

New picks for Rajnikanth Jokes

Vivek Kumar 15 years ago

Wires get electric when they touch Rajnikanth. _______________________________________________________________________________ When God sneezes, people say “Rajnikanth bless you”. _______________________________________________________________________________ Rajnikanth can speak in all-CAPS. _______________________________________________________________________________ Rajnikanth threw... Read More

Relatively new Rajnikanth jokes 1 min read

• Rajnikanth Jokes

Relatively new Rajnikanth jokes

Vivek Kumar 15 years ago

There is no ‘ctrl’ button on Rajnikanth’s computer. Chuck Norris is always in control. ____________________________________________________________________________ Rajnikanth can sneeze with his eyes open. ____________________________________________________________________________ Rajnikanth clears... Read More

Extremely funny new Rajnikanth jokes 1 min read

• Rajnikanth Jokes

Extremely funny new Rajnikanth jokes

Vivek Kumar 15 years ago

Rajnikanth’s tears can cure AIDS. Unfortunately, he never cried. ____________________________________________________________________________ Rajnikanth does not cheat death. He wins fair and square. ____________________________________________________________________________ Leading hand sanitizers claim... Read More

Funny new Rajnikanth jokes 1 min read

• Rajnikanth Jokes

Funny new Rajnikanth jokes

Vivek Kumar 15 years ago

Rajnikanth peeped into a mirror. That was the day when the mirror came to know how he looks. __________________________________________________________________________________ Once Rajnikanth got angry with the... Read More

A few new Rajnikanth jokes 1 min read

• Rajnikanth Jokes

A few new Rajnikanth jokes

Vivek Kumar 15 years ago

Rajnikanth can jump out of swimming pool without a drop of water on his body. ___________________________________________________________________________ Earlier, Rajnikanth used to live on the North Pole.... Read More

Seemingly latest Rajnikanth Jokes 1 min read

• Rajnikanth Jokes

Seemingly latest Rajnikanth Jokes

Vivek Kumar 15 years ago

Rajnikanth’s car has more efficiency than Carnot’s engine. ________________________________________________________________________ Santa-Banta have decided to commit suicide. They can’t bear that people now neglect them because of... Read More

Newly created and fresh Rajnikanth Jokes 1 min read

• Rajnikanth Jokes

Newly created and fresh Rajnikanth Jokes

Vivek Kumar 15 years ago

Rajnikanth can produce fire by rubbing 2 ice cubes. ______________________________________________________________________ Godzilla was so tiny and always believed that “size does not matter”, until Rajnikanth instilled... Read More