Rajnikanth Jokes

Randomly new Rajnikanth Jokes 1 min read

• Rajnikanth Jokes

Randomly new Rajnikanth Jokes

Vivek Kumar 15 years ago

People who understand Rajnikanth jokes have the 6th sense. _____________________________________________________________________________ All great left-handed performers are called a “Southpaw”. Why? They have Rajnikanth as their power-source... Read More

Newly created Rajnikanth Jokes 1 min read

• Rajnikanth Jokes

Newly created Rajnikanth Jokes

Vivek Kumar 15 years ago

Once Rajnikanth patted on Reebok’s back. Enthused, Reebok declared: “Impossible is nothing”. ____________________________________________________________________________________ Nobody can open the famous cave by saying “Khul ja sim-sim”. Its... Read More

New Rajnikanth Jokes from the web 1 min read

• Rajnikanth Jokes

New Rajnikanth Jokes from the web

Vivek Kumar 15 years ago

There is no gravity. Rajnikanth threw the apple on Newton’s head. _________________________________________________________________________ Paul, the octopus, died. Rumors are that he predicted Rajnikanth’s death. _________________________________________________________________________ Rajnikanth... Read More

Freshly picked Rajnikanth jokes 1 min read

• Rajnikanth Jokes

Freshly picked Rajnikanth jokes

Vivek Kumar 15 years ago

One day Rajnikanth got so angry with dancing that he smashed it. The result…. …. Break Dance. ____________________________________________________________________________ Why does needle of magnetic compass always... Read More

Some fresh Rajnikanth Jokes 1 min read

• Rajnikanth Jokes

Some fresh Rajnikanth Jokes

Vivek Kumar 15 years ago

Superman once got into a fight with Rajnikanth. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pants. ___________________________________________________________________________ Rajnikanth doesn’t need a debugger. He... Read More

Totally new Rajnikanth Jokes 1 min read

• Rajnikanth Jokes

Totally new Rajnikanth Jokes

Vivek Kumar 15 years ago

One day, Rajnikanth made a phone call from a cell phone but it was really dumb. From that, companies started making smartphones. _______________________________________________________________________________ Once Rajnikanth... Read More

Some new Rajnikanth Jokes 1 min read

• Rajnikanth Jokes

Some new Rajnikanth Jokes

Vivek Kumar 15 years ago

Before Tom Cruise, Rajnikanth was approached to do Mission Impossible. He refused, because he found the title insulting! ___________________________________________________________________________________________ When Rajnikanth enters a room, he... Read More

New Rajnikanth Jokes 1 min read

• Rajnikanth Jokes

New Rajnikanth Jokes

Vivek Kumar 15 years ago

A student was delighted when he got a call for admission from Rajnikanth Medical College of Education for Arts and Commerce. ________________________________________________________________________________________ Rajnikanth’s wife got... Read More

Fresh Rajnikanth Jokes 1 min read

• Rajnikanth Jokes

Fresh Rajnikanth Jokes

Vivek Kumar 15 years ago

Rajnikanth can confuse super computer by speaking binary language. __________________________________________________________________________ Rajnikanth’s dog’s house has a signboard inside it, saying… . . . . . .... Read More

Original Rajnikanth Jokes 1 min read

• Rajnikanth Jokes

Original Rajnikanth Jokes

Vivek Kumar 15 years ago

In a fiercely battled quiz competition, scientists were unable to solve a puzzle: how do you write four in between five? Only Rajnikanth succeeded when... Read More

Fresh Rajnikanth Jokes 1 min read

• Rajnikanth Jokes

Fresh Rajnikanth Jokes

Vivek Kumar 15 years ago

Rajnikanth warned everyone to stop making jokes on him. Otherwise… …. . . . . . He’ll delete the Internet. ________________________________________________________________ All scientists failed to... Read More

Current Rajnikanth Jokes 1 min read

• Rajnikanth Jokes

Current Rajnikanth Jokes

Vivek Kumar 15 years ago

Rajni in Tamil remake of Aamir’s Ghulam. Rajni runs on railway track; the train is now at a distance of 1m. Now what? Obviously… The... Read More

New Rajnikanth Jokes 1 min read

• Rajnikanth Jokes

New Rajnikanth Jokes

Vivek Kumar 15 years ago

If you spell Rajnikanth in scrabble, you win. FOREVER. ____________________________________________________________________________________ Rajnikanth doesn’t get frostbite. He bites frost. ____________________________________________________________________________________ Outer space exists only because it’s afraid... Read More

Some latest Rajnikanth Jokes 1 min read

• Rajnikanth Jokes

Some latest Rajnikanth Jokes

Vivek Kumar 15 years ago

Once Rajnikanth was driving a car and one of the tyres got punctured. He threw the tube away and drove on merrily. Since then, companies... Read More

More Rajnikanth jokes 1 min read

• Rajnikanth Jokes

More Rajnikanth jokes

Vivek Kumar 15 years ago

Rajnikanth never did a car-brake-fail scene in a movie…. Why? Because he is smart enough to use the hand brakes. ______________________________________________________________________________________________ Rajnikanth once said “No-No”... Read More

Totally new Rajnikanth Jokes 1 min read

• Rajnikanth Jokes

Totally new Rajnikanth Jokes

Vivek Kumar 15 years ago

Whenever Rajnikanth paid a visit on the sets of Mr. India, Mogambo said “Kush hua”. ____________________________________________________________________ Rajnikanth can cool a cooler. ____________________________________________________________________ Rajnikanth watched colorful... Read More

Latest Rajnikanth Jokes 1 min read

• Rajnikanth Jokes

Latest Rajnikanth Jokes

Vivek Kumar 15 years ago

Don ke pichhe toh 11 mulko ki Police padi hai, lekin RAJINIKANTH 111 mulko ke Police ke pichhe pada hai!!! __________________________________________________________________________________________ Reporter to Rajnikanth: “How... Read More

Best Rajnikanth Jokes 1 min read

• Rajnikanth Jokes

Best Rajnikanth Jokes

Vivek Kumar 15 years ago

Once Rajnikanth dived from the 5th floor of  a building. He landed on the 10th. ____________________________________________________________________________ Once Rajnikanth cracked a joke. “Rajnikanth Jokes” emerged out.... Read More

Some recent Rajnikanth Jokes 1 min read

• Rajnikanth Jokes

Some recent Rajnikanth Jokes

Vivek Kumar 15 years ago

Only Rajnikanth knows “Kaun Banega Crorepati“. ________________________________________________________________________________________ If Rajnikanth’s computer hangs, it’s time for a new Windows release or to further Open Source. ________________________________________________________________________________________ Rajnikanth... Read More

Some new Rajnikanth Jokes 1 min read

• Rajnikanth Jokes

Some new Rajnikanth Jokes

Vivek Kumar 15 years ago

Twitter follows Rajni. ________________________________________________________________________________________ Rajni never tweets. He roars. ________________________________________________________________________________________ Rajnikanth can send an SMS from a landline phone. ________________________________________________________________________________________ Computer virus is looking for... Read More