Rajnikanth Jokes

Rajnikanth jokes on shopping 1 min read

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Rajnikanth jokes on shopping

Vivek Kumar 14 years ago

1. Once Rajnikanth went for shopping and felt that the space is too small. The owner of the shop got the idea to open “Big... Read More

Rajnikanth jokes on singing 1 min read

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Rajnikanth jokes on singing

Vivek Kumar 14 years ago

1.  Rajnikanth sings songs that are never written. Lyricists create the lyrics after Rajnikanth sings them. _______________________________________________ 2. Rajnikanth sing the telephone directory as a... Read More

Rajnikanth Jokes 1 min read

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Rajnikanth Jokes

Vivek Kumar 14 years ago

1. People could not speak derogatory remarks to Rajnikanth on face. So, somebody created Facebook. ______________________________________________ 2. If somebody ditches you, pray to Rajnikanth. He... Read More

Rajnikanth Jokes 1 min read

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Rajnikanth Jokes

Vivek Kumar 14 years ago

1. Rajnikanth can jump-start with a dive. ____________________________________________________________ 2. Rajnikanth can speed up his car by pressing the brakes. ____________________________________________________________ 3. Rajnikanth’s mobile picks up... Read More

Rajnikanth Jokes 1 min read

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Rajnikanth Jokes

Vivek Kumar 15 years ago

1. Rajnikanth can initiate ‘climate change’ at will. _________________________________________ 2. Rajnikanth lacks nothing but competition. _________________________________________ 3. When Rajnikanth was a baby, he fell from... Read More

Rajnikanth Jokes 1 min read

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Rajnikanth Jokes

Vivek Kumar 15 years ago

1. A hot news on Rajnikanth’s birthday: Rajnikanth adopted two elephants, two camels, and two horses from the zoo. Why? To play chess! _________________________________________________ 2.... Read More

Rajnikanth Jokes 1 min read

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Rajnikanth Jokes

Vivek Kumar 15 years ago

1. Alfred Nobel was once nominated for Rajnikanth Award. __________________________________________ 2. When Rajnikant was asked why he never use restrooms, he replied: “Whatever Happens in... Read More

Rajnikanth Jokes 1 min read

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Rajnikanth Jokes

Vivek Kumar 15 years ago

1. Rajnikanth can make the twain meet. _____________________________________________________ 2. If Rajnikanth throws an apple in air, it does not follow Newton’s Law. Why? Rajnikanth is... Read More

New Rajnikanth Jokes 1 min read

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New Rajnikanth Jokes

Vivek Kumar 15 years ago

1. To watch Rajnikant movies in 4D on mobile, Steve jobs was thinking to lunch a new mobile name is “I-RAJINI”. _____________________________________________________________ 2. Now all... Read More

Anna Hazare Jokes 1 min read

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Anna Hazare Jokes

Vivek Kumar 15 years ago

1. Anna Hazare’s fasts make governments slow. _____________________________________________________________ 2. Nobody can beat Anna Hazare in speed. Why? He is holding a FAST. _____________________________________________________________ 3. Companies... Read More

Prompt Rajnikanth jokes 1 min read

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Prompt Rajnikanth jokes

Vivek Kumar 15 years ago

1. All doctors’ mantra reads like this: I treat; Rajnikanth cures! 2. When Rajnikanth stands in front of a mirror, the mirror sees its true... Read More

Rajnikanth jokes 1 min read

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Rajnikanth jokes

Vivek Kumar 15 years ago

1. Rajnikanth once touched Blackberry phone and starting using it. Since then, touch-screen technology was developed. 2. Rajnikanth once bit an apple and threw it... Read More

New Rajnikanth jokes from an engineering college 1 min read

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New Rajnikanth jokes from an engineering college

Vivek Kumar 15 years ago

1. Rajnikanth passed out from all streams of engineering in the very first year. His degree still reads a 4-year course. 2. Rajnikanth got his... Read More

What Rajnikanth has to say on Anna Hazare 1 min read

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What Rajnikanth has to say on Anna Hazare

Vivek Kumar 15 years ago

1. Hey Anna: “I salute you. Go ahead and eat up the corruption.” 2. Hey Anna: “Though you are old, yet every young heart beats... Read More

Rajnikanth jokes on Anna Hazare 1 min read

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Rajnikanth jokes on Anna Hazare

Vivek Kumar 15 years ago

1. When Rajnikanth allows others to get fame, we get people like Anna to lead. 2. Anna Hazare got a pat on his back from... Read More

Rajnikanth jokes on their effects 1 min read

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Rajnikanth jokes on their effects

Vivek Kumar 15 years ago

1. When you read a Rajnikanth jokes, you increase your life-span by 1 day. ___________________________________ 2. Rajnikanth jokes work like an antibiotic. Overdose does not... Read More

Rajnikanth jokes on Golf 1 min read

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Rajnikanth jokes on Golf

Vivek Kumar 15 years ago

1. When Rajnikanth plays golf, he uses a hockey stick. Result? He scores 2 holes with every hit. 2. Earlier, golf players used balls of... Read More

Rajnikanth jokes on Twitter 1 min read

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Rajnikanth jokes on Twitter

Vivek Kumar 15 years ago

1. Rajnikanth does not need Twitter. He is already following you. Beware! 2. Rajnikanth signed up on Twitter. It got overloaded. The world needed a... Read More

Rajnikanth jokes on cloud computing 1 min read

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Rajnikanth jokes on cloud computing

Vivek Kumar 15 years ago

1. When Rajnikanth uses cloud computing, it rains. 2. Once an engineer saw Rajnikanth thinking in a comic-strip. A cloud was hovering on Rajnikanth’s head... Read More

Rajnikanth jokes on Nano cars 1 min read

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Rajnikanth jokes on Nano cars

Vivek Kumar 15 years ago

1. Rajnikanth has bought two Nano cars. Why? He wants to skate. 2. All the car manufacturers were vying with each other to know about... Read More